Kulfi

हसरतें दफन है मुझ में| खुद की खुद मज़ार हूं मैं।

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[GarvSeSecular @GarvSeSecular]

“This is about as close as you would get to Narendra Modi on his trip to Melbourne. He famously avoids unscripted news conferences, preferring instead more stage-managed appearances.”

- Australian TV

#ModiInAustralia

[A @Aluratisse]

Ozempic culture has gone too far

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

@langoortimes jstar had nothing on 16 yr old gauri

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

everyone look at the moon if you can today!!

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

@langoortimes You deserve a Lamy

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

rubbish take. i relived my womanhood as fennekin evolves into braixen and her into delphox.

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Women hate it when pokemon evolve

[Always Learning @20s30s40s50]

@Believe_culture The inner monologue hasn’t been friendly lately.

[⟡ @chalkeat3r]

"uski bandi" "uska banda" lund fakir muh mat khol mere saamne

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

man, i really wish i could chew on the pieces of my broken heart of glass, with a side of oblivion for cruel memories

[gracie ☆.*･｡ﾟ @fairyseajellie]

i love bringing this quote up on first dates rip </3

[⚰️ @apparitionnow]

there are no american city equivalents to delhi. delhi's twin cities are lahore, lagos and warsaw

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

I hope AI crashes as a whole trying to catch Articuno at Seafoam Islands

https://t.co/dZZv6FEDI3

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

@dishinterestedd mooli achaar every winters in my UP household hehe

[Kulfi @evil_uwu_]

@langoormonkey this woman is a godsend

[lu 🐁 @sach3rtorte]

gay people gain a 50% boost to STAB moves this month

[Asim Ali @AsimAli6]

"It is a minor miracle that the youth, faced with parental pressure, overbearing states, systemic incompetence and poor job prospects, respond only with a silly meme. Their peers in Nepal, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka have been rather more heavy-handed with their own ageing leaders."

[Mudit @muditfx]

— Žižek, on not obsessing with psychoanalyzing oneself all the time

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

giovanni being the last kanto gym leader is still one of the coolest things the franchise has ever done and i really think you had to be there and play those games blind to really get it