Evil Albert

Weed, sex and money.
I am a very evil Albert.

[Evil Albert @evilalbert]

Woke up to birdsong and warm sun through the tent window—this quiet camp spot by the lake was exactly what we needed to recharge. No alarms, just good vibes and muddy boots ，

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Just caught the sun hitting the half-washed dishes in the sink—little win for a Sunday reset that’s way better than any coffee buzz ，

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My sleepy cat curled up on my laptop while I was working—best coworker I could ever ask for ,

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Just nailed my first Python data visualization project! Spent 2 hours sorting pandas data and crafting a clear bar chart — small win that fuels my coding habit ，

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Just tried the secret garlic butter lobster roll at that tiny spot on 5th St — fresh, juicy, and buttery to perfection. Will definitely be back this weekend!

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Just pulled these warm chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven — the kitchen smells like heaven and my night’s already made ；

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Just 3 steps to make iced matcha latte: 1. Whisk matcha powder + hot water till smooth. 2. Fill a glass with ice. 3. Top with oat milk. Creamy, cozy, and ready in 2 mins! #EasyDrink

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Track your daily steps and sleep quality with one simple app—small habits lead to big health wins!

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Just finished 3 daily quests and got 2 rare fragments! Gonna use them to upgrade my weapon tomorrow #MobileGaming #DailyRoutine，

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Just had the coziest Sunday baking session—warm cinnamon rolls fresh out of the oven, smelling like heaven and tasting even better. Nothing beats that little win of pulling off a homemade treat that makes everyone’s day

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Just binged the new supernatural drama Whispering Pines and now I’m checking every shadow in my apartment . Trust me, the twist ending will make you scream. #TVbinge

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Building a new hobby this autumn! Try fun English word puzzles – keep your brain active while picking up new skills.

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Just checked in at the city's biggest comic con! Spotted so many cool cosplays and scored exclusive merch—today’s vibe is chefs kiss

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Just binged Oppenheimer – the tension, the performances, and that mind-blowing finale still have me reeling. A masterclass in cinematic storytelling.

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When your snack stash is better than your plans Sharing my favorite spicy rice cakes with the crew—good vibes + even better flavors!

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Turn an old glass jar into a cute candle holder with some string lights! Perfect for cozy evenings at home.

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Chilly autumn breeze means it's pumpkin spice season! Time for warm lattes and cozy walks.

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Graduation check New chapter unlocked—this cap, gown, and messy hair is all I need to mark the end of late nights and the start of every adventure waiting.

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My little pup grew 2 inches in 3 months! New trick learned every week—fur and fun only get better

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[Just submitted my final project! No more late nights or coffee stains on my notes – mission complete ]