matt

only the realest tweets at stupid ass incorporated

[matt @evilbakery]

what if the next batman villain was called “The Smeller” and he just had a huge nose. lol

[matt @evilbakery]

yo mama so stupid

she wears a dunce cap to school and all the children make fun of her

[matt @evilbakery]

every financially successful franchise in the world needs a little Chungus the general audience can latch on to

[matt @evilbakery]

Doctor Jointkyll and Mr. High

[matt @evilbakery]

all about “dogshit” and “bullshit” and “rats ass” these days. where’s da one for Us Guys?

[matt @evilbakery]

@thegameverse I WAS REPLAYING SUPERMAN RETURNS FOR THE PS2 LAST WEEK AND I SAID “WHY HAVEN’T WE DONE THIS AGAIN?” THE CIA IS LISTENING TO ME THRU MY GOT DAMN HEAD PHONES. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, “GROK”. GOD BLESS ❤️

[matt @evilbakery]

i reckon there’s a train comin with a load of gold on thee’horizon

[matt @evilbakery]

Smack Off. straight to the Punchdome

[matt @evilbakery]

the Goverment wants to Erase my Future. however, what they have failed to realize.

is that I am The Man.

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes

[matt @evilbakery]

Tricks Tricks for More. Settle the Score for Four

[matt @evilbakery]

i gotta be Alive for this Shit apparently

[matt @evilbakery]

resident Funny Man dies of laughter. poisoned by his own supply

[matt @evilbakery]

they call me the funny guy. i’m like James Comedian

[matt @evilbakery]

oh smell nah. that’s a PUTRID stench!

[matt @evilbakery]

why would you be racist. the NASCAR track needs you, but no. You’re worried about José

[matt @evilbakery]

Homosexual Agenda. uh yeah, a genda. the same one. that’s why they call it that

[matt @evilbakery]

Child? i paren’t believe this.

[matt @evilbakery]

@astr1dbomb Die

[matt @evilbakery]

my buddy 1000james: i am 1000 people named james. hello

me: oh thank god

[matt @evilbakery]

i just realized the youtube animator “Joel Haver”’s channel name is most likely:
• First Name, Last Name

, and not:
• someone who has Joels