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thought daughter

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

not looking forward to retiring the jorts for winter, it’s a crime against bisexuality. i need long short for to be very gay :)

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

🗣️WAKE MEEE UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDSSSSS

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

@melsouff @dezzy_rez idk what the hell X is, that shit aint real

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

self harming by remaining sober

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

got that kind of depression where i eat two pickles the entire day. then when i get home from work, i chug two beers and fall asleep with the tv on

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

bring back dick appointments. normalize weekly rendezvous. i give you an hour of my time and then you leave. maybe i let you stay to watch an episode of trailer park boys, two max. then bye bye!

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

learned about limerence today. explains a lot. hahah being mentally ill is fucking insane! wdym there’s a good chance that the way i’ve experienced love my entire life has been a lie, a complete and utter delusion!!! you can’t make this shit up bro😭

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

mobil hamburger deluxe n chill? then we both get food poisoning and you’re puking in the toilet while i’m shitting in the sink and the trajectory of our lives is forever changed, trauma bonding us for life.

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

dream blunt rotation

[lady bird @sarahpaulson]

when your circle small but y’all crazy

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

bipolar disorder is a helluva illness cuz not even 30 mins ago i wanted to die …now feel like a bad bitch and wanna shake ass??? make it make sense

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

vyvanse has made me so skinny i’m gagged, where my ass go 😭

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

@diarrheamegan 9/11? i never forgor

[Mocking Jay @AmbivalentRants]

One of the most compelling stanzas I have ever read.

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

6am listening to phoebe bridgers on the drive to work, ripping the vape and it tastes like straight technology - but the technology starts to taste gay, and ur listening to gay music, in ur gay little car and u realize ur super gay.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

this is what all day has feltlike

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

i’m not real, i’m just a concept

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

shower beers are out, car beers are in

[🅱️ @evilbeerbro]

@Buck36043Buck i don’t think i have, no