EVILBEERMAN 🚬

CEO OF BUTT EATING

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

Guys you can just fucking lie on here no one will know. This shit’s fun.

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@jsngslvr Nah but seriously idk how people do anything after work. I’m having a beer playing games for an hour then I’m going tf to bed

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@jsngslvr MY GOON

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

I’m at 700 followers because of a joke about jacking off jesus fucking Christ

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@PARADABBY Thank you, I do and I find by posting stupid bullshit like this that makes people laugh.

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@bivtown are you okay buddy?

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

I like to put a straw up to the hole so I can get more in my mouth

[hi friend @neveragain11113]

who is actually drinking squirt

[mercydeath @mercydeathhh]

@evilbeerman me and my buddies used to catch lepers with a big net and cure them miraculously like jesus for worldstar

[🔥NacninjaO🍹 @NacninjaO]

Saying this and then killing less characters than in season one is #beastmode

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

I’m so glad I gave this game a shot it’s literally my favorite fucking series ever now

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

Cyberpunk 2077's Steam reviews have hit "Overwhelmingly positive" status once again, with 95% positive reviews over the last 30 days.

Cyberpunk has gone far beyond redeeming just itself and absolutely deserves to be hailed as one of the best games ever made. CDPR has nailed it.

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@maximilian_ @SoA_MusicFish We’re gonna get gta 6 enchanced edition with ray tracing. You’ll be able to count the wrinkles on the stripper’s butthole how good the graphics will be. $30 extra dollars please also

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@whoahannahjo I was too busy staring in awe to truly understand the context of the post. Beat them with hammers

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@Matt06608272 @MayHashira I like to pretend I’m Spider-Man

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

I don’t even know what the fuck that says I just think this gif is hilarious

[geo higashikata @diavoloml]

semana de merda

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

@dr3am1ngawak3 Oddly mother like. I feel she more wanted to see her creation thrive at its best more than fulfilling some corporate narrative. It was more about the thing she made than power imo

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

Where might one purchase this fine contraption

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YERRRRRRRRRREEERREEEEEEEEE

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

I need you to fucking kill me

[Cleo @chonchosworld]

Red might be my color. ❤️

[StrawberryMarble @StrawberryMarb]

I caught a cold. Goodbye cruel world.