Coach Dictatorer

“Coach Dictatorer here!”

Age 26

#TADCRP

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

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“You call that a swing?!”

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[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[He’s immediately putting his cigar out- oh shit-]

“Oh-“

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine [That was a very good question… why HADN’T he left yet? Caine was refocused, away from his panic. He had no reason to stay anymore-]

“Banter. Right.”

[Banter. He didn’t DO banter.. blue eyes narrowed, focused on Caine.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine [He stepped back again. He was trying to preserve his goddamn space bubble! His eyes narrowing in annoyance]

“Being a coach and enjoying chatter are not the same thing-“

[Well that was irksome. He was the Coach because he was a COACH, not because he held conversation!]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine [Coach leant back slightly.. personal space. Personal SPACE- his blue eyes widened at the sudden proximity, the ONLY crack in his persona.]

“Don’t get used to it.”

[A grumble, he stepped back, trying to maintain a bit of distance.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Mm.”

[He grumbled, shaking his head.. he was definitely going to have a smoke after this- good god.. why was he entertaining such a long conversation..?]

“You should be feeling pretty lucky then. Huh?”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Your fingers tapping together. Nervous tick.”

[He pointed it out, cocking a brow.. talking to him was labelled as friendship? Coach huffed]

“Don’t get used to it. I don’t exactly do small talk.”

[He wasn’t entirely wrong- even if the opposite applied to now.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “And picked up a nervous habit. Reminds me of a schoolboy confessing to his crush-“

[A grumble and cocked brow, that habit was one he had seen with others..-]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “You still could.”

[He pointed it out, gruff hearing that he made.. friends.. with the Evil Big Tops surprised him. Friends?]

“You.. made friends.. with the Evil Big Tops?”

[He was disbelieving.. but.. there was definitely a truth there. He picked up the nervous habit] ⮕

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Panicking like that is beneath you.”

[Coach’s eyes narrowed in annoyance, he towered over the AI, tall, imposing.. trying to be helpful? In his own.. cruel.. way- but still.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Well worrying sure as hell won’t fix it, now will it?”

[He grouched, dropping Caine back onto the ground.. luckily on his feet- Coach rested a hand on his hip, staring him down..]

“Pull yourself together.”⮕

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine [His eyes were on Caine, harsh blue locked on him. Yet.. he remained stalwart. Did he care? Probably not- but hey, he was.. trying to redirect the focus a little.]

“Take a breath.”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine [Coach watched him pace, his blue gaze narrowing.. as he stepped forward, and grabbed Caine by the back of his collar, gruffly.. he spoke]

“Quit F[BOINK] pacing. You’re making your panicked breathing worse.”

[There was that softball coach in him- ordering a player..] ⮕

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Looks like you? Great. More of you..”

[He didn’t seem enthused by that- one Caine was enough.. but multiple? He was getting a migraine from the thought.]

“Lost ‘em or something?”

[His voice was clipped, harsh.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “Overthinkin’ more like.”

[He grumbled, staring at the Ringmaster, his blue eyes were narrowed.. so different to Kinger’s.. piercing and cold.]

“It’s annoying. Why’re you overthinking? Idiot.”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester “You weren’t created with super hearing! Stop making excuses for late night wanderings!”

[He snapped right back with a low growl.]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester //:D!!!!

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

//yES! You can tag my Coach in things! I need to get better with this angy guyyyy!!

//lEMME LEARN HIM MOREEEEEE PLEASEEEEE XD

//But if I take a while, it’s because my wrist dedge-

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester //hHH I’M TRYING ME BESTTTTTT QWQ THANK YOU!!!

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester “It shouldn’t bother you unless you’re walking around AT NIGHT-“

“My room is far away from yours!”

[He rested a disembodied hand on his waist, to be fair- he did snore on occasion- yes-]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester [….. He was going to throw her at this rate- after all- she woke him UP-]

“You’re an annoying little s[boink].”