Mr Evil Breakfast

I got drunk and bought a guitar.

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Puppet is deadset Simon Wiggle and i will fight anyone outside Maccas who disagrees, including myself if I'm wrong #MaskedSingerAU

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@Lisa_Wilkinson Great thoughts, Lisa. I just wish you knew some journalists or had a hand in the media to cover such a story. How's that paycheck to sit at a desk and recap viral YouTube clips going, by the way?

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@joel_thompson12 @NatoNeary @ReadingThePlay @FOXNRL Who's at fault? Well... you, I guess.

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The fact that this is the most popular show in Australia makes me sad. Virus or not, there's gotta be something better out there. #MAFS

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You can't put a price on love, but it's probably close to $100,000. #MAFS

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"Ermagherd what if he recognises meeeee?" Trust me, no one recognises you or gives a fuck. #MAFS

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This year's fuckwits have been so boring I doubt they'll even get called up for I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. #MAFS

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Trish is deadset disappointed by the lack of intimacy this year. #MAFS

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Can we hear what happened between Acne Girl and her bloke that she refused to be in the same room as him? #MAFS

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...just how much effort does sitting around at a guy's mansion, sipping champagne actually take? #MAFS

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That moment where you did a week of work experience as a receptionist at a law firm in year 10 and tell everyone that you're a lawyer. #MAFS

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But the big question is: why is Mikey wearing a 15 year old girl's jeans?#MAFS

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Fuck. Anyone else still trying to get the image of Jonethen and Connie trying to eat each other's heads out of their brain? #MAFS

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Mikey has gone from being a 10-second guy to a completely forgettable root #MAFS

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Stacey's top lip doesn't move at all, does it? She's like a ventriloquist's doll. Imagine sticking your hand up that arse though. #MAFS

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Is it a rule that your hair extensions need to look shithouse? #MAFS

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Hayley is what happens when the #MAFS wardrobe budget doesn't extend to pants.

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Uh I believe the term is "overruled" #MAFS

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Now would be a great time for the experts to just release a couple of tigers into the room & fuck off home to have a drink. #MAFS

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Nailed it, Hayles. The heel analogy never fails.#MAFS