brogan

guess

[serena @qwertyasdfghjx]

men will reach out first ghost you then view your story the hr it’s posted

[brogan @evilbrogan]

thinking abt how the guy im seeing told his family about me but ive only told my sister and all she said was “ask if he’s ever been to the red light district.”

[brogan @evilbrogan]

@r3alracc00n like a burger but w diff sauce. its a thing in europe

[brogan @evilbrogan]

thank you guys for ten followers. as a treat they are letting me out of my enclosure and i get five minutes of free time now.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

realizing my destiny is in my own hands

[brogan @evilbrogan]

@blace_e ok george bush

[brogan @evilbrogan]

@r3alracc00n same i want another big tasty or a double cheeseburger meal

[swinky @swinkying]

they’re turning me into This tomorrow

[Malon @itsMalon_]

my mom just told me in all seriousness that McDonald’s uses human flesh for meat

[latke @latkedelrey]

the way love really is a choice and an action and not just a feeling

[brogan @evilbrogan]

@r3alracc00n think about mcdonalds

[j @KlRBYREED]

missing the days when this was a top 10 runway

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[levi/annie/cyrus @fweefwee1]

i think my dog has DID

[brogan @evilbrogan]

i hope i too can become a trillionaire like elon musk by just tweeting full time :)

[brogan @evilbrogan]

tennis players are probably the saddest people on earth because why did they make nothing = love. don’t they know love is worth everything?

[brogan @evilbrogan]

im probably a little hungover but i dont have time for that rn

[brogan @evilbrogan]

this might be what its all about❤️

[brogan @evilbrogan]

dreamt of drinking a lemon fanta and got so excited it woke me up

[brogan @evilbrogan]

cause how are you going to own multiple homes but never get your lazy eye fixed??

[brogan @evilbrogan]

this is actually a really important ritual i do twice a year but everything needs to line up perfectly

[brogan @evilbrogan]

some of you dont eat shower sandwiches and it shows