Evilcookie

🔞 30+ Food, drunkard.

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@HellingLaozu What an incredible concept... 😲

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Leftover lotus roots, so chips for funsies!

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Sushi.. Let go. I was only away to afford your food...

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First time trying to make radish kimchi and ayoooo, it fits perfectly into my empty jar! Let's see if I die in a week from food poisoning....

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We meet again, little menaces. It has been decades. Whomst the fucketh shall I flick you guys at, now that I am no longer in school?

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Buddah chimkin

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Freezing leftover curry makes for an awesome lazy meal.

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@cerbykerby I remember when I was 7, my siblings forc d me to ask what the condom wrapper was while they stood behind a corner and laughed. So cruuuel 😭😭😭 but yeah. We knew. We all knew. Black cable box and accidental porn sure does ruin things. 😔

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@conscious___ @cornski Know what? I agree. Bros should stick with bros. If only 10% of women are actually worth it, unless you find one, men should just stick to men. 😏😏😏😏

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When you have to make lunch in a super tiny laundry room at work so you decided to make kalbi..

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@GeorgeTakei Sounds fair. Just make sure you take him to court for child support because you guys are NOT a couple, but a partnership.

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@moonlightsubaki Tragedy of the commons, my friend. Everybody expecting others to do something so they don't need to do anything. No personal accountability. But is it really so bad? We are all head diving into hell, anyways.

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Dear to all whom I have ghosted in the past....

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@PastelDream248 @Family_viralvid @VisionaryVoid They probably did eat it. It's a lotus root and you need to peel it anyways. Skin is much tougher than a potato.

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@bentwoodenspoon @nayelinara33 @Family_viralvid @VisionaryVoid You are correct. It is a lotus root.

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New years resolution is to stop getting these zombie bite looking ass bruises... Come on, man! It has been over a month! HEAL ALREADY!!!!! 😩

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We quickly found out that neither of us likes goat cheese.

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Smol pasta with goat cheese cause my little bro was craving it

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When "normal amount" to death thoughts is the wrong answer to your Gen, you know everybody else ducked up. Not you.