Guy who invented "down low, too slow"

Horse poisoner. A very nice boy.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

It is objectively hilarious that any time the current administration announces something like "attack foiled at XYZ event" there is a collective eye roll after all their efforts to erode public faith in government.

Or not funny, because they don't give a shit, I guess.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@bretty2ts My wife and I have enjoyed it so far as well. I think I'm like halfway through season two.

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

A better world begins here.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@JMWarehouse_ @TikiBarber Shelfy lobbing dimes.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@losdrogas Staycation is a very corny word, but it is 100000x better than "plop".

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

Oops, I guess he didn't score, it was an own goal.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

Maybe the guys around him were just small, but that dude that scored for Belgium looked like he was built like a tank!

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

Moreso than any other league it seems that the same things people find endearing about "their" NBA guys they absolutely despise when any player from any other team does those same things.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

Cape Verde generating some legit chances late in that game. Spain is my pick to win it all, but I would have LOVED to see CV break through and win that. The relative few CV fans would have blown that stadium up!

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

Maybe he said Nico Williams, which would make more sense.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

I'm watching the Cup games in Spanish on Peacock and I swear the announcer just said Dominique Wilkins.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

I didn't catch the first half of the first half, but Spain isn't looking too great against Cabo Verde. My early pick to win the World Cup might be dead in the water.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

That said, while The Office was not edgy, neither by standards of the time, nor today, there are some jokes/bits that are probably a lot edgier than you remember.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

I am an unapologetic fan of The Office and it really sucks that a large portion of the fan base and a bunch of the cast are some of the biggest weirdo losers on the face of the earth.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@taste_of_tbone What they really want to say is "I wish this very popular candidate, with very popular policy positions, were a feckless centrist so I can parlay adjacency to their popular campaign into a lucrative lobbying job."

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@MikeGarrigan23 @AdamMcCalvy That is nuts. Baseball is a weird game, man.

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

When the Bucks won I don't remember if the Suns shook their hands. I was too busy being happy the Bucks won, I guess. I thought it was pretty customary to allow the winning team space to celebrate.

[val @valtryeks]

i never wanna see this type of reaction praised again for a team that can’t even shake their opponent’s hands in defeat

[Guy who invented "down low, too slow" @evilcheeba]

@BoneJail St Denis Medical is The Office in a hospital. The Paper is literally a Office spinoff. Nobody wanted to hire Wilson for anything beyond a version of Dwight and he turned into a complete crank.

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

New York City elected a socialist mayor, and the Knicks won their first championship in 53 years. Imagine what we could do with a socialist governor in Wisconsin?
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