Chloe Black

Transwoman, comedienne, vinyl enthusiast, horror movie fangirl, culture vulture, film nerd.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Trump wants to run for President which I find really distressing. I mean, just as I was getting comfortable using his name as a verb again.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

@Clairekoolkat Yes you can; "The Devil made you do it!"

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

@thepingmachine @Clairekoolkat Popped here to say this

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Letting @elonmusk buy Twitter is big "make you smoke the whole pack" energy .

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

I've been 50 for over 2 weeks now and the govt have still not sent me my Butt Cancer Kit. This is BUTT ERASURE!

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

I'm just a simple comedian who just wants what all comedians want and that is to monetize my trauma.

[Alex Jae @alexjae1]

LGBTQI: Let’s Go Bury The Queen, Innit

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

...but Doctor. Scott Morrison is Pagliacci.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

EP 2 is out. Miss H @anaesthete and I discuss our various mental health and neurodivergent maladies with total candor and big laughs. Getinooit!
https://t.co/73UUa0HGlc

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

@ninaoyama The Live. They Laugh. They Love.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

@anaesthete Hawt!

[Rob Braslin @RobBraslin]

Bean beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more I hear them scream in my dreams.

[Rob Braslin @RobBraslin]

Hey get to this fun gig! Tom is getting wild and loose on stage with some brand new gear.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Back in my day to separate yourself from the pack you dyed your hair green. Nowadays you have to believe there is a secret cabal of paedophiles in the sewer.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Sometimes I really wish I was like a cat and just run around like a mad bitch after doing a huge shit.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Buying the company you have a beef with is big Scooby Doo Villian energy.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

Fashion shows are a weird flex right? Like it must take so much hubris to say, "You're gonna buy my fucking jeans anyway so here's a guy in a wearable birdcage!"?

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

@bechillcomedian Great and all this is happening while I'm watching Paranormal Activity . Good one Bec. Hahaha.

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

Whenever something like this happens Twitter gets huge "there's a bird in the assembly hall" energy.

[Chloe Black @evilchloeblack]

I'm a transgender comedian by which I mean I was born with male jokes, giving me an unfair and naturally funny advantage over adult human comediennes. #istandwithliathomas #transisbeautiful #dickjokebasedrights