CDS

I’m an open book written in a dead language. Here to watch the world burn.

[CDS @evilchris666]

Influencer and content creator are not credible professions

[CDS @evilchris666]

Fact: 2% of current elementary schools used to be opium dens

[CDS @evilchris666]

@csturtevant13 No, no one can be as cool as me but I can teach you to be cooler than your are

[CDS @evilchris666]

If you have a car, and don’t have a back up lighter in it, you’re a chump

[CDS @evilchris666]

You’d be surprised what I can do with a joint and a flask

[CDS @evilchris666]

Dudes that refuse to wear masks probably take pills to get their dick hard

[The CZA @csturtevant13]

Harpua print from @phansprints absolutely phenomenal!

[CDS @evilchris666]

Yo, people! If people aren’t asking to be on their podcast, you ain’t famous

[The CZA @csturtevant13]

Wear a mask, social distance and in 355 days we’ll all go get to see @phish

[The CZA @csturtevant13]

Today is @iwoodahada ‘s birthday. I miss you everyday partner

[The CZA @csturtevant13]

What @realDonaldTrump did to peaceful protesters in DC last night was terrorism BY DEFINITION

[CDS @evilchris666]

@ExtraButter Mint Chocolate Cookie. Tagging @wallydubz

[CDS @evilchris666]

Hehe...bong 😁

[CDS @evilchris666]

Sometimes you gotta bail on a bunch of Kenyans from the bar to go home and make quesadillas

[CDS @evilchris666]

I thought that girl looked familiar, then I realized all white trash girls look the same in Portland

[CDS @evilchris666]

I decided to have an alcohol solution to the holidays #holidaze

[CDS @evilchris666]

Ho, ho, ho, 3 chicks in the club #MerryChristmas #happyholidaze

[CDS @evilchris666]

Bad decisions on a Tuesday > good decisions on a Thursday

[CDS @evilchris666]

If this mutha fucka short pours me again there’s going to be fisticuffs

[CDS @evilchris666]

@csturtevant13 Wade Boggs drank 74 beers on a cross country flight, the went 3-4 against the @Mariners , pull your shit together