luann stewart

just a 25 year old zillenial stumbling her way through life, as bella swan would say

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[luann stewart @evilcousin]

@ lea #TheBachelor

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perspectivize???? girl bye #TheBachelor

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

this is how it feels to have a drunk cig

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@KeithHabs if you don’t eat the menu culvers on your tour we’re fighting bro

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the little duckies in jeeps are the equivalence of crystals in a honda accord

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does the Cheesecake Factory menu pass the bechdel test

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please tell me Travis Kelce is mic’d up this game and telling his friends “man I’m so nervous, man she’s here watching and sitting with my mom, I hope I play good”
#CHIvsKC

[luann stewart @evilcousin]

if bergie wins tonight then I spent the last 6 weeks wasting my damn time watching this whole season since it was obviously rigged from day 1 when he never went home #loveislandusa

[luann stewart @evilcousin]

Jessie Palmer #thebachelorette

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Jonah’s chest tattoo in slomo got me watching my tv like #loveislandusa

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me to abc learning the golden bachelor will be at 10 pm during the week #TheBachelorette

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charity really going into therapist mode rn #thebachelorette

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Brayden comparing someone to Prince Charming from Shrek while actually looking like Doris #TheBachelorette

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I’m so struggling rn ABC if you’re going to move the time to 9p you gotta get this shit over at 10:30 like #TheBachelorette

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me pausing my shit tweeting to take my BeReal rq #TheBachelorette

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stopppp not Caleb wearing a tie clip not clipped to anything #TheBachelorette

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“that guy is doing backflips & I’m in HR” #TheBachelorette