David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Quiet, shy and retiring type. Curmudgeon. Nerd. Fan of beers and noise and the occasional noisy beer.

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@GariGold @washingtonpost One voice at a time tho, right? For as long as we can against them all?

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

Somehow I really fucking doubt it…

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Seems as good a time as any to remind ourselves of this clip

former chief whip, Tim Fortescue, who would withhold information about MPs “involvement with small boys” in a trade off for loyalty

[Joshua Silver @eyejosh]

Retweet if you think Johnson's "performance" at PMQ's today might have been, shall we say, chemically enhanced ...

[Hidden Mothers @hiddenmothersuk]

I totally get why everyone is losing it over that nostalgia fest in Vegas, but I wish you'd see that level of hype for the wealth of talent we have at home. Below is just a small sample of the innovative, forward thinking bands currently active in the UK. We are truly blessed.

[HOLLY ON AIR 💈💞✨🥂💫💞💕✨🎀🎀💕💕💕💞🎀 @HOLLYandherEGO]

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[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@DrewLawDesign

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

I dunked one of my headphones in my tea. Not code for sex.

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@MJowen174 Pete has a pal?

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@NicolaSturgeon Could fair go a wee visit in hospital if you’re thinking of making any more changes.

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

Twitter, do your thing.

Let's get them home!

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Petition for parliament to be renamed The Naughty Centre.

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@glasgowmixtape @DCverso2 @BatgirlFilm @dc_batgirl @LeyendasMDC @Glasgow_Live I thought it might have been the church at st Vincent street down towards Bothwell street.

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@Celtic1967_com Hooper 88

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Imagine listening to Stars of the Lid while watching this.

[★ 🅲🅾🅻🅸🅽 🆂🆃🅴🅴🆁 ★ @colinphoenix]

I’m watching the Masters, reminded me of this…

Never ages…

[Peadar Brown @PeadarBrown1]

Retired Ballyfermot man Brian Birkett makes 50 individual chicken, curry, rice and chips meals every Monday night for the homeless. Living on a pension and paying for all the meals himself, take a bow sir, your country salutes you🙂👍💚🤍🧡

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@DrewLawDesign Gout-y!

[David 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evilcrawlingi]

@daviecar @twentysixbux I’m currently in the Royal waiting for a valve replacement and the staff in here have been incredible, hard working, caring and attentive. The #NHS is ours, paid for by us all. Boris can get his hands off.