Ian Webster

Husband to @evewebs68235376, father to my beautiful daughter, baggies fan and #AvGeek. This lifetime I will mostly be posting nonsense.

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

David Haye running his mouth like the arsehole he's shown himself to be. And Jimmy deserved to be called "the c word" for the stunt he tried to pull! #imacelebrity #imaceleb

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The bellend has gone! Shame Gemma had to go with him, but I think she'd had enough anyway. #imaceleb #imacelebrity

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

David Haye clearly see himself as an Alpha. What he actually is, is an Arsehole. #imaceleb #imacelebrity

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

"Unfortunately, there's no food for you tonight."
Savanah Scrub camp: "No problem. We've got a new camp mate. She's well proportioned. We'll eat her!" #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb

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WTF? An immediate cull? How is that fair! Just make the prey play some chance game and the loser becomes another predator! #thehunt #preyvspredator

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

Once again, Shelley is USELESS. #thehunt #preyvspredator

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Shelley is basically useless. Zero effort or intent. #thehunt

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Tyler makes the final, after competing in ONE event. Very fair. Not. #gladiators

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

It appears that between Sabre's legs is a dangerous place to be. #gladiators

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@Annatvgeek Absolutely right. They always planned forced eliminations, so they could never have won the top prize! False advertising IMO.

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

Her milkshake is not gonna bring all the boys to the yard. #theapprentice

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When Legend recovers he should rebrand himself as Gobshite. #gladiators #GladiatorsUK

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Gauntlet is far too easy. Used to be brutal in the original series. Nowadays it seems the Gladiators are basically not allowed to stop the contender! #Gladiators

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

#wba

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I see Rita Ora has been downgraded to Maya Jama. #themaskedsinger

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

@Gmackematix I've remember watching a Gordon Ramsey program of some sort where he was cooking with an indian chef. They said Dopiaza was "double onion".

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

That mud crab with Ginge. #ImACeleb #ImACelebity

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Dear Lord, these two were bloody useless! #Bullseye

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

@WhoPotterVian It has to do with the increased pressure on your body when underwater. In particular, changing depth whilst holding your breath would not be a good idea.

[Ian Webster @evilcrytter]

They're not opening the firat vote-off on the main show?! WTF?? #imaceleb