portifloyd

~ ash williams loremaster, horror enjoyer, laser floyd and guitar smashing enthusiast, ape uprising historian ~

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked ash williams and he said that book is bound in human flesh and inked in blood

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

oh my god release it RIGHT NOW

[st☆rgirl @ashtancx4]

in another life we’re all camp counselors in the 80s being chased by some masked killer

[aidan @manfreakbeast]

Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband

[🕸️🕷𝑺𝒊𝒓✮𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍✮𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔🕷🕸️ @Midwesternerd_5]

But how many people died in each movie respectively, if only there was someone who could keep track of each dead body, with something like a list, a kill count if you will

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

this song is always jumpscaring me like i just got back in my car after being out for 2 mins and all of a sudden

[kendall @filmbitten]

if you think this movie is “poorly lit” i think you’re stupid sorry. some of the best & most thoughtful lighting i’ve seen in a horror movie in a while

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

I like the idea of Cooper Tomlinson being Curry Barker’s Bruce Campbell

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

was suffering from a terrible allergy headache and sinus pressure all morning. listened to this and I think it quite literally cured me of all ailments???

[DiggerCrave 🧡🪏 @CruiseCrave]

Coming up to three years of my favourite headline of all time

[inde navarrette awards updates @slasherhomo]

woke up this morning to a $500 paycheck

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

just read an email that says my car insurance payment is due on 6/7

[𝕶𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖔𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝕰𝖞𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @thejunebugfreak]

Marsha P. Johnson with a Snoopy doll in 1987

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

video quality of a flip flop but i need his smiley face tattooed underneath my eyelids

[carly 🚀🏳️‍🌈 @narliebirds]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

pride month as an evil dead fan is great bc we get so much more content and the fandom blossoms like trees in spring 😭

[simon 🦕🛸 @dinogummysaur]

homosexuals LOVE bruce campbell!!!