Apparently a conservative "journalist" wandered into the PRFM while out shaming addicts on the streets of downtown Seattle. He seemed to really like my stuff. :)
PUNK ROCK FLEA MARKET: Pretty cool gathering for past 4 days in former Bartell Drugs on 3rd Ave. near Union St. They had Garbage Pail Kids!
But down the block, fentanyl use and the black market continues to thrive. I don't know how this city does it. #Seattle
If you need me I'll be on the outskirts of the metropolis with my cats and pop culture artifacts. You're welcome to visit after curfew to watch movies on VHS for the rememberings if you can slip past the street patrols. No snitches.
#postapocalypselife
One of the greatest cons @realDonaldTrump has pulled off was tricking the Democrats into thinking @JoeBiden was a legitimate candidate with his Ukraine shenanigans. Set himself up for an easy takedown.
#BidenLosesToTrump
I saw a corporation at the grocery store spending their bailout money on steak and lobster. And they had an iphone. I think they're becoming a little too dependent on handouts and not spending their money wisely.
#CorporateBailout2020
As part of the stimulus plan everyone is also getting 5 coupons for free McDonald's extra value meals, but only good on Mondays with purchase of equal/greater value. Thank You @realDonaldTrump@McDonalds!!
#StimulusPackage2020
He's gonna convince them dying from Covid19 to keep the economy going is a noble act of war and every zero identity soulless old bastard in America is gonna be out there begging to get the virus.
#CovidCapitalism#WarOnCovid
The only obvious solution to defeating the crown booger virus is worldwide fucking in the streets til everyone gets sick and we develop a global super immunity communally.
#COVID19#CoronaSucks
The Biden/Trump debates are going to be an embarrassing spectacle of two out of touch snarky old men shouting over each other with completely meaningless sentence fragments. Perfectly all-American, exactly what we deserve.
#Idiocracy#Election2020
I just want all the Karens, Beckys, Todds, and Chads to know I've never used your name as an insult or a punchline, and I never will. Except for that one time I said "he can be a real Todd sometimes..." but after that never again I promise.