retired

keep being evil.

#bonkertwt

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evil

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goodbye, evil evan.

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alright, time to explain where i've been

demotivation sucks, gang.

like really, REALLY sucks.

hell, i even left regular parodytwt a few weeks ago.

i haven't had any stamina to do anything with this account, and i apologize for doing so.

i got a bit in over my head

+

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and dove into a community i know nothing about.

and hell, it was fun for the week i was active on this acct

but i think it's time to retire evan like the rest of them.

if someone wants to take up the mantle, i'll announce it.

until then, au revoir.

keep being evil.

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wait what do you mean it's already here

i'm late

that's not very evil of me

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the anniversary of bonker approaches.

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one step closer to our master plan

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perfect...

[s pencer 🍉 @ShirtSeller78]

…Bleh.

[s pencer 🍉 @ShirtSeller78]

…Bleh.

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anyway step two

@CalamitousCarl you're up!

don't let me down.

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[ the skies above bonkerville.. ]

[ something devious is cooking. ]

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uhhhhh uhh yyYEAH THAT WAS THE INTENTION! MY EVIL INTENTIONS TO BLOW UP THAT.. ISLAND!

YES!

OF COURSE!