eric

my life is normal, your life is strange

[eric @evilestguy]

I'm normal, I have a car, and I drive it around wherever I need to go

[eric @evilestguy]

Easily torn in two (perforated line)

[eric @evilestguy]

@Fredward3948576 Not the kind of thing I can really see myself getting behind.

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I want liquid gifts.

[eric @evilestguy]

Can I have a lower quality of life please??

[eric @evilestguy]

I only care about myself and others

[eric @evilestguy]

Child prodigy learns alphabet, feel old yet?

[eric @evilestguy]

@mindcratalt I only hope whatever it is it doesn't incite tensions...

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

If not for X, there would be darkness.

[eric @evilestguy]

Heartwarming: Migrant becomes hottest new sex symbol in destination country

[eric @evilestguy]

#NewProfilePic

[eric @evilestguy]

I believe that villains are all cut from the same cloth, the villain cloth

[eric @evilestguy]

Why don't mimes imagine one hundred million dollars instead of an imprisoning box?

[eric @evilestguy]

Therapist reacts to most brutal teenage delinquents receiving death penalties

[eric @evilestguy]

What would homer do if you spilled his duff

[eric @evilestguy]

Is it okay to die horribly or do you have to die normally?

[eric @evilestguy]

@LauraW61996 I have a Chinese sexual disease

[eric @evilestguy]

Chinese guy wearing a shirt with a Bentley logo, misspelled as bingly

[eric @evilestguy]

Who just DDOSed my blog!?

[eric @evilestguy]

Any Christopher Moltesanti impersonators who can come to my son's birthday?