goat

my diary

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

The United States government is under the control of pedophiles and violent white supremacists.

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

dope girl

[100 @yh_me2]

how small talk feels to me

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

I love a violent uno game☺️ stank àss bítch draw 4‼️

[$$$.. @pesomsj]

if im single im absolutely going. OVERLY. and ima always be honest bout that 🤣. i love women too much.

[Deja Vù👑 @cuntass_chica]

I can’t afford to be no lazy bitch

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

I love a good wax appointment. Like yes mam. Scalp this mothafucka down

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[goat @evilgemini_]

I miss laying up & being gay

[$$$.. @pesomsj]

i just wanna lay up & be gay.

[$$$.. @pesomsj]

i just wanna lay up & be gay.

[Khwezi 👨🏾‍💻 @Khwezi_bass]

Today really should’ve been Friday.

[J. @velarthedon]

single.
no kids.
no one snoring in my bed.
no one cheating on me.

[chael 🛁 @chaeloric]

PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO HANG OUT I’M NOT SKINNY ENOUGH YET. THANK YOU.

[goat @evilgemini_]

Imagine getting accused of something you didn’t remember but turns out you were right anyway 😂😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i've been without a relationship and i've been without a car. i can confirm being without a car is far worse

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

Pussy be wet for no reason, like girl are u crying??

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the intimacy of talking things out and forgiving each other

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

“i just wanted to hear your voice, that’s why i called.”

bring back real chemistry and real lovers. 😭

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

I love when you start to lose weight and the first place it shows is in your face.

[Shiner @thaRealistdeal]

U rlly do gotta enjoy ur time w me cause im good for waking up and wanting nothing to do w folks 😭😭😭