ChaosPixie

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[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

I remember when I was funny on Twitter. Then I got married and had babies and responsibilities. Pfft.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

@PaigeLaur It won't let me download :sobs:

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

@JimIrsay #ForTheShoe I would love to surprise my soon to be 11yo with Taylor tickets for her birthday! A once in a lifetime experience would be the best gift EVER!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

I’m way excited about this app to be released! #simslify ⁦@simslify⁩ https://t.co/L9EWB7hhtL

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

I cannot wait!!!

[Simslify @simslify]

Our new beta testers! Sul Sul ♦️@ChezWhitt2901 @midwestmancandy @_katarra @daisyaves @Ivy9999999 @JenniferKorp72 @lizzieonline04 @evilgeniuscsi @mendeslover246 @netnette_

[Paul Holes @PaulHoles]

So true. If you are in a relationship where this has happened....get out.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

@simslify @ChezWhitt2901 @midwestmancandy @_katarra @daisyaves @Ivy9999999 @JenniferKorp72 @lizzieonline04 @mendeslover246 @netnette_ Wooo!

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Ladies if you ever want to freak out a dude just put eyeliner on your waterline in front of him

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Do I really look like the kind of girl who plans baby showers for co-workers?

[My Favorite Murder Out of Context @myfavmurderooc]

kelly you’re still pretty, but it’s raining

kelli with an i, quit it!

kelli, it’s—you know what. you can put the i but we know your mother named you with a y.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

I was right. He liked Facebook. I liked Twitter. It didn’t work out.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Rolling out a brand new EMR is exhausting.

Thank goodness for providers who don’t argue with me when I tell them how to do things.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

He’s still texting his little girlfriend. Lol, bitch please. You can have him.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Super fun to get text messages from your soon-to-be-ex-husband about the hot chick he met at the store. 👍🏼😑

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Looking for happiness in the storm today.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Auto-cannibalism. It’s a thing. 🤢🤮

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Anyone else expect their soon-to-be-ex-hubby is cheating but are still shocked when you find the proof? Just me?

Okay.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

Just pierced my daith and holy mother of fuck it hurt. But so cute!

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

I'm almost drunk enough to tell him it's pretty damn obvious that he voted for the racist, mysoginistic, orange peanut.

[ChaosPixie @evilgeniuscsi]

FIL has just started with the political talk. "Oh, he's another one that needs to be moving now." About celebrities who voted for HRC. Ugh.