Dan Godwin

Dan likes to think he can read peoples minds. He can't - but is quite good at making you think he can. He plays chess & tries to run faster than the day before.

[Dan Godwin @evilgeniusmr]

'I'm 16, not a 33-year-old scam artist' https://t.co/xPWieiNn6n

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From the Londonist, yesterday. https://t.co/gIeAUfFpYp

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It's always nice to be cooked for by Simone, but possibly a sign we're both under the weather when offered: grated cheese on mayonnaise

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My Grandpa Norman (post by my cousin Matthew.) https://t.co/W6tZYLxdg2

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And the last thing Simone says to me before falling asleep last night?:

'What would you say to a woman who bought a second whisk from the shop?'

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And the last thing my wife says to me before falling asleep last night?:

'What would you say to a woman who bought a second whisk from the shop?'

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He he. https://t.co/Do2LyjCoeQ

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Pppp0ppplplpl0lll https://t.co/jjmeSpS7Jz

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62.9% of people won't repost this message on made up statistics. Show you care by being one of the 54.

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62.9% of Facebookers won't repost this message about made up statistics.

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"Nobody can score at least 10/15"? Phooey though given my job I should be getting the maximum anyway...

PS: Clicking on the link may involve divulging you and your friends data to JerusalemAnalytica. https://t.co/bwBuKv9oZy

[Dan Godwin @evilgeniusmr]

"Film me, don't film me. Okay film me."

(With Simone Godwin) https://t.co/aKQt7IMMFB

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31 days to go

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This lady is adorable. In the same way that cats are. https://t.co/aFph3e8QgG

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I don't often share political posts, but... https://t.co/C85XBO1IRY