there are five types of people that i will not invite to my house or party...
1. the snooper: they open your fridge, they walk around through the garage, they inspect all the bedrooms. i mean, what the hell are you looking for?
2. the cheap ass: they show up empty-handed. they eat and drink everything and they leave with a bunch of leftovers in a dish that you’ll probably never see again.
3. the surprise guest: “oh, hope you don't mind. i brought a couple people along with me.” yea, i do.
4. the loudmouth: they talk so damn loud, the neighbors four houses down know what’s going on.
5. the one who refuses to leave: the party’s over, the lights are off, i’ve yawned six times. dude, take the hint and just get your ass home.
i hope you ain’t one cos i won’t invite you to my new penthouse opening in the capital.
We always complain when employers refuse to hire us cause of experience but we forget we also always refuse to give our barbers apprentice chance 😅the day I try am lol na me know wetin I see lol na for one full week I use wear cap
Dear men,
Give that barber apprentice a chance today.
Let him practice on your head. 😭
You can’t keep saying “he needs experience” and still refuse to be the experience. 😂
@Roi_blvkheart yoh see what I always say . And besides I think there are friends for different occasions the sooner we realize the better lol there are the ones who you will only see when the grass is green and the ones you won’t when flowers turn to weed .
I’ve been thinking a lot lately.
In the next 2 years, I want to build a home.
With love, With faith, With someone I choose everyday.
I want to get married.
Life no be all about AI.
Sincerely not loosing hope and keeping the faith is very difficult especially when things aren’t working out but then when you think about it that’s actually the only thing you can do to keep hoping and never loose faith
lol sometimes when we experience love from somewhere other than +234 it can really look surprising cause +234 babes don destroy what relationship should feel or look like 🤦♂️
first time i read her message, something in me knew this is my wife. 😊
i never in my life seen anyone speak so sure about me, like think i’m drop dead gorgeous and so expressive about it.
she has made me feel special everyday, ever since. 🥹🥰