matt malloy

Enviromental science major

[XBOX @XBOX]

Warning: do NOT feed your console lasagna.

Follow and RT with #XboxGarfieldSweepstakes for a chance to win this custom Garfield Xbox Series S in celebration of @NickBrawlGame.

Age 18+. Ends 12/23/21. Rules: https://t.co/yCF9A3cvV6

[matt malloy @evilginger3]

@Wendys nuts drag across your face

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Deez nutz

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I figured out how to free the boat, we just need to get it’s step brother. #StuckShip

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If you ever wonder where all the time in the day has gone, pandas eat up to sixteen hours a day, so they probably ate your time.

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Why doesn’t the weekend have to wear a mask?

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Who let that man bring two lemons into the game? I thought outside food was banned? #SuperBowlLV

[Constantin @screenshakes]

You can now play Pokemon Red in my avatar! 🥳

Comment one of those buttons on this tweet:
Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Start, Select

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In my speech class today, this guy tried proving a point by ripping a notecard in half. Unfortunately that notecard had the rest of his speech on it. #college

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@ty55ty Plane crashes
“Any idea who this is yet?”
“No, but they are dressed nice.”

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@ArtyLang I think in order to fully embrace the edging factor you should block them too.

[Reese Waters @reesewaters]

WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond

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I’m gonna scream if one more person comes into the store and asks if we are open. Why would I be standing behind a register?

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Whoever burned down the Jim Beam factory has committed the ultimate party foul

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It’s now been 2 weeks since my last cigarette!!

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It’s officially been a full week since I smoked my last cig.

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So I just turned 22 do I need a 401K also what’s a 401k #adult #22