Sydney

50% simp 50% pimp

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

now I understand her:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Pon De Replay

[Sydney @evilhagg_]

I had no business listening to Rude Boy when I was in 3rd grade

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Pizza Pro's (DeKalb, IL)

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

polar express is way too stressful need a cigarette after watching

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

this verification thing seems to be going great. unironically.

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I had to

[julia hava @binchcity]

I just watched them take all of Queen Elizabeth’s corgis out of Buckingham Palace and shoot them execution style out back :(

[Sam 🤍 @camsamantha]

This is legitimately the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Sydney @evilhagg_]

The d in my name stands for “don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby”