Evil Hendo

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@MeikoElektra @Lexi_Jane_B @HENDOTMS suicide is for losers. When EVIL HENDO rouses himself to kill, the deathcount will be greater than one.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

The screaming child on the bus is me punishing you for going about with bare legs, flaunting your youthful and carefree joy. I AM EVIL HENDO

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

RT @daveknockles: I did done did do a new blog post. It's a list of motherfuckers. http://iamdaveknockles.wordpress.com/ EVIL HENDO APPROVES

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@HENDOTMS so you think the dark side of you must be female, do you?

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

EVIL HENDO is riddled with self-doubt over his arrangement of the county cricket schedule. Surely I didn't mean it to be this EASY?

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

RT @GingerRob: @TestMatchSofa can we force feed Boycott curry, for the crap comments he made today. <<<< SECONDED, LET'S GIVE BOYCOTT CANCER

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

RT @Lexi_Jane_B: @HENDOTMS ...I think u love @evilhendo <<<< the feeling is not mutual

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@HENDOTMS @TestMatchSofa EVIL HENDO is not an attack dog to be called upon at your whim, Hendo. I have important work to do.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@testmatchsofa bottom of the mornin to ya, Testmatchs O'Fa. I have dispatched my leprechauns to have a word with Chris Gayle. Big runs today

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

HA! You thought I was sleeping? EVIL HENDO NEVER SLEEPS. I've been busy buying up the global supply of iodine for phase 2 of the masterplan.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

RT @BFInnoBystander: Fans leaving Chittagong faster than Aussies on Boxing Day @TestMatchSofa <<<<gathering rocks for the aftershow party

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@seant666 @testmatchsofa EVIL HENDO offers to cook sausages with his fiery stare of death, in exchange for the deed to your pathetic soul

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@feralhendo @Testmatchsofa ahhh those innocent days of tubesock stew and toenail dumplings... we miss you, Mum. #eventhewickedhavemothers

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@feralhendo @testmatchsofa @Hendotms "WE" shall conquer nothing. YOU will be beaten to death with a nail-filled sock for your arrogance.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@Cerebz @Lexi_Jane_B @AndyinBrum @HENDOTMS what is that supposed to mean? EVIL HENDO is not above feasting on the corpse of YOUR first born

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@Lexi_Jane_B @AndyinBrum @HENDOTMS EVIL HENDO has no need to look for love; I know exactly where it is, for I am the one who hid it.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@HENDOTMS I'll dine off the rotting corpse of your firstborn if you give me any more of that cheek.

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@HENDOTMS @TestMatchSofa get back to work, I need you to put food on the table. You won't like me when I'm hungry....

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: It's #springclean time. So time to get rid of all the worthless people around. So basically everyone. <<<< fair warning

[Evil Hendo @evilhendo]

@HENDOTMS @lexi_jane_b @cerebz FFS Hendo you are so backwards about technology. It's an embarrassment...