lauren

every dog has its day and every man has to die

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

Going into the masseuse being like “uhhh can I get a footjob”

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

When you take a bomb ass selfie

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

every great lauren octavious story starts with “when I was a kid”

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

The lamp looked funny is for sure getting a movie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’

(https://t.co/EC0tfpflfX)

[me @virusofminora]

my last drawings in ms paint

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

There is Richard Nixon everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

the saddest part about balding is that noone ever stays at this point

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@petalparade @bob_dillyy this is so you

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@DenTomming Not really

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

I don’t even know what I enjoy anymore

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@DenTomming Unfortunately u are right tho i do enjoy a good game

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@DenTomming

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@klapolloyaoi Yayyyy

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@clannextdoor Glad I could help

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

@bob_dillyy And when I’m back in the six I feel it

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

year during Covid everyone’s money machines were really clean

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

Lauren the concept vs lauren the person

[gray leno @tenthousund]

my bloody penis time

[casper @metropkwy]

i was on some bullshit last night 😭😭What is this

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

Dear young Sheldon