Dan Green 🐀

[Dan Green 🐀 @evilhypoxicdan]

@_MLFootball @Blitz_Burgh @Blitzburghstil1 @SteelersWin109 @KevinAdams26 @Jerrythekid21 @ThompsonFoto12 @NealCoolong I’m sure there will be a TV in the delivery room.

[Dan Green 🐀 @evilhypoxicdan]

@maisiethetortie @drphiliplee1 Probably just a relief to discover you weren’t teabagged.

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@BoyGreen25 “I have scored 200+ touchdowns in my career, never once dropped the ball in the end zone.”

The issue, my man, is that you dropped it outside the endzone, not in it. 😬

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@LukeGrant7 Surprisingly the enjoyment has matched the Jets’ offence the past 8 years.

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@BuffaloJetFan One of things only lets you vote once.

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@tannertan36 @bestofdyingtwit Testosterone free zone. Theta males.

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@RonFilipkowski So Trump’s getting 5% of the vote?

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@Connor_J_Hughes Even Antonio Brown isn’t impressed.

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@MySportsUpdate For those arguing against an ejection. Explain why both hands are down by his side and he’s tackling with the crown of the helmet?

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@kath_mcc @atrupar I’ve heard his team have reached out to the Weekend at Bernie’s producers.

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@KeithOlbermann He’s too stupid to know the drug packets are meant to be transported inside you through customs.

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@nyjets Sell the team.

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@drphiliplee1 Duty Radiologist? But what if they made the first decision?

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@RexChapman @atrupar Does anyone know if Mar A Lago has a bunker? Just asking for a friend.

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@Trackmania The variety….

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@MySportsUpdate His Achilles snapped like a locker room towel.

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@NFLUKIRE Need to double check who has the best kicker first.

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@DavidHMandel Pork and fava beans

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@actionjack69 Unfortunately the colours will run early and he’ll only pass on a page when it’s too late.