bourg

head chef of the entire planet

[bourg @evilkieval]

@hon3ynut god hands you a free ragebait opportunity on a golden platter and you say no

[bourg @evilkieval]

@MichiganSwordd did this once but he gave me a menthol and it lowkey killed the vibes

[bourg @evilkieval]

hungover chainsmoking in the morning listening to king crimson with zero health risks i love being in my 20s

[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

i have more sympathy for heroin addicts than people who can’t get through the day without a diet soda

[bourg @evilkieval]

@pearlgirl765 claiming the album is too long when the tracklist goes 14 for 14 is insane to me

[Ella🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ellagoer_t4t]

My job suggestions for trans people 🏳️‍⚧️

Jobs for trans men
- construction 🏗️
- medicine 🩺
- welding 👨‍🏭

Jobs for trans women
- brushing teeth 🪥
- painting nails 💅
- drinking water 🥤
- looking sexy in her pre-transition boy shorts 🩳

Jobs for nonbinaries
- Snail🐌

[bourg @evilkieval]

smoked a camel red and it was so shit i considered quitting

[miele @huniegarden]

my god nigga i dont care 😭

[bourg @evilkieval]

@jjk_dose i can’t view modulo as canon because it would mean admitting he died for nothing. he was able to cultivate young and passionate sorcerers but the system still wins at the end of the day

[bourg @evilkieval]

@threesdaycrew @BjGun2008

[QUEASY @QUEASYBAKEOVEN_]

you be on that iPhone😏

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[bourg @evilkieval]

@gdnotfacts i refuse to play comboslop. i will throw out every cooldown in neutral and if i whiff it then i WILL WAIT

[bourg @evilkieval]

@QUEASYBAKEOVEN_ both.. i will make them enemies

[bourg @evilkieval]

@OLIVERELITIST @JujutsuSha46692 it looks and feels cooler and i like being cool

[Cherry @Cherrybyso]

this guy cannot lock in for any fighting game but the second he's at risk of paying child support he just represents himself in court and wins.

[bourg @evilkieval]

@jun3buggy “interpol is poop, i prefer shit”

[bourg @evilkieval]

everyone turns gay on june 1st and forgets about it on the 2nd

[bourg @evilkieval]

this means you give up and take it in the ass btw happy pride month