Evil Kittiphong

Kitti-pingeti-phong finally back in land of Dragon! New club give Kitti many money, appatament, license of driving and girly friend. Hahaa I no stop laugh

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

New club fix Kitti new hairstyle. Kitti choose hairstyle of pineapple! BUT NOW Kitti hungry every time Kitti look in mirror!! SON-A-BITCH!!!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Kitti score 2 goals in 15 minute!!Legs of Kitti so so fast! Why national team of Thailand no call Kitti?!!

RACIST SON-A-BITCHES!!!!!!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

THIS WHAT KITTI DO!!!!!!!!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Kitti use rabbit legs for all thing in life. Best-friends!

But now legs of Kitti so tired!

This make Kitti not feel sweet sexy like cheese

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Tiny tiny Pete challenge Kitti.

Cocky-son-offa-bitch!!

But Kitti win 3-1 ha-ha!!!

So Kitti keep tiny Pete in back pocket as souvenir!!!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Kitti leave girly friend behind.

Now she say we have child!!

Kitti show photo to coach Ruben. He say it's Kitti.

BUT CHILD WAS CHINESE!!!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Kitti meet new club Nest-Sotta.

Many new players. So coach say "Clap for new players".

But he no clap Kitti. He forget.

All laugh. I die

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Big country of Thailand give Kitti many money, appatament, license of driving and girly friend.

I say I happy be back.

But inside I cry.

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[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Tim to Sogndal?! I no believing own ear of Kitti!
Tim - 26 match 20 goal 6737 tweet.
Kitti - 3 match 3 title 0 tweet.
THIS WHAT KITTI DO!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Tim say new team much faster.
Cocky son-of-a-bitch.
Buriram stadium 33.000, new team Tim only 7.500.
Why no Kitti say? Feet talk, not mouth.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Eagle fly to Thailand with word to Kitti.
He say "Tim honor himself"
This make Kitti laugh. In Thailand we make suicide when quality of Tim.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Team buy stripper for birthday of Sanchez.
85 YEAR OLD!
Nick so kind, help old lady to toilet.
THEY GONE 2 HOUR!
Must be really slow walker?

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

@lillep90 Noise come from shorts of Kitti.
What could it be?
No worry, it only Pete! He inside back pocket of Kitti!
Hahaa I no stop laugh!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Straus visit me in new country Thailand. Get off plane and hug reporter "HELLO KITTI"
Reporter was Chinese ...AND FEMALE?

SON OF A BITCH!

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

I say "Max, Max, why you no play ball to Kitti?"
Max say "You and me after the match!!"
Kitti go home light candles.
But Max no want cuddle.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

As dribble around cone, cone hit face of Kitti.
Coach laugh. Team laugh. Even Kitti laugh.
Doctor say he fix me.
But inside I die.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Each day I ask Bjarne, "Is Kitti Thai or Japanese?"
What ever answer he pick, I say RACIST!!!
He cry each time.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

My feet so fast I dig a hole in ground to Thailand like rabbit.

[Evil Kittiphong @evilkittip]

Tim say "Kitti, see my goals?"
I say "I see first 2 goal, miss 3rd"
Tim say "but I no score 3rd goal?"
I say "Exactly! Never hattrick!"