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perhaps the miz doesn’t like danhausen’s theme song, here is a new and totally original song created by yours truly, maybe he will like this one better.
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very chaotic, very painful night. indeed, although my mentor, the miz continues testing me it had earned my a premium live event match with a muster partner, who wants in? you will get immunity from curses for the rest of this year!
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it’s the friday night, you know what that means. yes! it is friday night smackdown happen on the the united states of america network, tune in and watch danhausen… or else i will take your monies.
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very victorious, very undefeated! it is true, i have conquered the one they call kit wilson. you may now all celebrate by gifting danhausen monies to his home address.
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greetings world earthlings and all those who are inhabiting it. a very good, very late good friday to all of you. danhausen is a very exhausted man, had a huge championship defense tonight, and now officially undefeated!
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in new yorkhausen, concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothin' you can't do. now you're in new yorkhausen , these streets will make you feel brand new. big lights will inspire you. let’s hear it for new yorkhausen, new yorkhausen, new yorkhausen!
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