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GIRLS ONLY!!!!

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i am redoing this alt so that i can actually use it if i follow u ilu

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guys am i overly negative and mean i think i’m a nice girl usually 😕

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@CuriousBunnie12 i had issues with this and my OB had me use lactic acid vaginal suppositories. it fixed it. i think its just a thing that happens to some women.

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@Ruesavatar i blocked this kind of reply guy a while ago for asking an inappropriate question and he keeps making new accounts to harass me. it’s insane.

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@guavacubana dude i’m so shot.

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baby has been A Lot today and my husband’s after work meeting turned into drinks and dinner and now it’s almost 9pm and. i am a little annoyed.

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i’m in such a bad mood today. annoyed.

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everyone that complains about having too many visitors or too much food does not know how hard it sucks to be alone.

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living abroad means i have no support and no village. i wish people would have brought me food. i would have cried if i received even one casserole.

[Handy @gentiletrades]

If you are visiting a friend/family member who just had a baby, remember that everybody makes a casserole.

Bring literally anything else.

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@poe_collector god i need to be back in the NYC metro i feel this

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birth isn’t really glamorous. that’s fine.

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yeah i had my makeup done and was showered when i went to the hospital and by the time i finally gave birth i had puked on myself multiple times and had cried all my makeup off bc they rolled me in for an emergency c section and i was terrified lmao. cute for you tho i guess

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

Her concerns are valid, but you can accomplish all of this before going into labour naturally. Skill issue. In the month leading up to your due date, make sure you got your regular appointments scheduled.

When I started feeling contractions, the first thing I did was hop into the shower and then blowout my hair. My nails were done because I scheduled regular appointments leading up to my due date. My bags were packed well in advance.

Natural labour doesn’t have to be sold as the suffering and ugly option. It can be just as glamorous.

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my grandma’s 100th birthday is in November and they’re doing it the weekend after Thanksgiving bc “everyone will be home” which basically just means 2 of my cousins. i will be home in early November. but im not everyone apparently lol

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i miss him so much that it physically hurts

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baby woke me up this morning which is fine and normal but i so sad because i was talking with my dad and i only get to see him in my dreams

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forgot i had a pediatrician appt this morning. went anyway and they took me anyway and were so nice about it. god bless people that understand mom brain.

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@TheAsiaCoriell lmao i saw one like that too. please check back when your kid is more than 17 seconds old. today my toddler threw a tantrum bc i wouldn’t let him climb in the dishwasher

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i’ve been stuck on mom twitter long enough now that i get why older moms are annoyed by first time moms bc at this point i am too lmao

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@MumofF0ur i swear my husband is wearing shirts for 2 hours and then throwing them in the laundry

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how am i ALWAYS DOING LAUNDRY and only like 5% of it is mine? oh my god

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@Dutchempressss same i look back and im like girl shut the fuck up