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fuck this place

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when a @lastweektonight researcher doesn't understand an entry in @bbcone's programme guide #joinsbbcnews

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no, @asda. no! #apostrophefail

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@fesshole

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@fesshole

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@fesshole

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@yayalexisgay @UnionHallNY @wendysteinerlol @dhtoomey @myqkaplan please have a ridiculous amount of props for pronouncing “edinburgh” correctly. like, not even a little bit correctly, but 100% spot on.

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@fesshole

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@AWSSupport i've already spoken to them, thanks, i'm just grumbling 😆

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couldn't start my @awscloud CLF-C02 exam yesterday due to technical problems; test centre were great, got a case opened with @pearsonvue to sort out a free reschedule. but today, 20 mins on the phone with pearson to then get told i'll get an email later with more details. ooft.

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@PearsonVUE @awscloud i won't know if i need more help until i do or don't receive the email you're supposed to be sending me at some point :) my point is that since your system knows i couldn't take the exam (status: delivery failed), why not automatically issue a reschedule token?

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@fesshole

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@MAGAOperator @HarrisonHSmith @BrentLeeSDCIC picture was taken in 1972 when the buildings were still under construction (see the crane?)

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@SkyHelpTeam so why is the app saying it’s available?

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@SkyHelpTeam not sure why you’re offering me ultrafast broadband and then only showing me superfast options ☹️

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@fesshole i did something similar when starting at a new job years ago, refactored something that took 2 days to run so it ran in 90 minutes instead. the customers hailed me as a hero, but the truth is the previous guy was just incompetent.

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@fesshole

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“let’s watch the first 20 minutes of a movie, then review it”, said no critic ever. #ahsoka i know the @guardian is happy to let multiple critics have differing opinions, but it’s either “more bad star wars” (@jackseale) or it’s an “intergalactic blast” (@mrpmharrison); which?!

[Guardian G2 @guardiang2]

Ahsoka review – more bad Star Wars in a galaxy too far away to care about https://t.co/7l4H82TopL

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@fesshole this isn't a fess, it's an elevator pitch for a romcom starring reese wetherspoon and ryan sauceling

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@marcus51090 @swpinsent @portalrealm