Ariel Dovas parody

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[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Welp, before Twitter existed I made my own. Guess I'll just go back to that!

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Hi, I left this last year, but I'm on In$tagram at eviloars

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Having a great time

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

My mom’s review of #GlassOnion “Loved it! Ed Norton continues to delight!”
@rianjohnson

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@claudiaalick And if it gets a high view count but low faves or rts, what are we supposed to take from that? It’s moving the usage away from what the user would want.

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

This view count thing definitely makes Twitter worse to look at

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

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[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Actually everything but the bagel granola isn’t a good idea

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@TheRealWillLink We’re watching Hook, but he was such a great addition to everything he was in

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

I miss Bob Hoskins

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

I have discovered it’s no longer funny when you’re taking the group holiday photo to ask everyone to say “contact tracing!”

[EMSC @LastQuake]

🔔#Earthquake (#sismo) M3.1 occurred 15 mi E of San Francisco (#California) 4 min ago (local time 08:34:26). More info at:
📱https://t.co/LBaVNedgF9
🌐https://t.co/ircOXMIpts
🖥https://t.co/5dk8M1asl6

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Tiny quake?

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@strngwys @lorakolodny Musk dives, tusk thrives

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Waitasec

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

Okay so what would soccer be like if there were no goalies and the nets were the size of a basketball hoop?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I promise I will not start a substack.

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@realrickpaulas @elonmusk Actually everybody’s wondering, is the 4.7 how many people like the book vs don’t like it, or do people generally like it that much?

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@realrickpaulas @elonmusk Big if true. But how big? 8 stories? Are the stories short? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

I know you're all my followers, but I think of you as my disciples.

[Ariel Dovas parody @eviloars]

@supermarke @BrokeAssStuart My current jam https://t.co/D7mSvLjn6T