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(she/they) 9-1-1, Heated rivalry, tampa bay lightning (new hockey fan), SPN, anything sapphic(especially lesbian), doctor who, adults fx

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when my friend does good in valo i say “imma suck your dick later” and it’s all fine and dandy but when i surprise myself and i say “imma masturbate over this later” suddenly it’s weird #DoubleStandards

[hales @eviloobnar]

we all have different visions and that’s okay, however i did picture weibe as a bald black man

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kevin Zegers, Paul Gross, and Milla Jovovich have been cast in ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ Season 2.

[hales @eviloobnar]

sjs strikes again with the genAI. at least they’re consistent

[Goalie Gear Nerd @GoalieGearNerd]

Eric Comrie’s new mask features a variety of (adorable) tributes to his family as well as some very happy 🦈.

🎨 & 🎥 by @JBartziokas

[hales @eviloobnar]

tired of having to apologize for being hard of hearing. im not an asshole bc i didnt answer you, maybe give people some fucking Grace

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who is buying and eating chocolate eyeballs in august/september

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Chocolate eyeballs in 13 states have been recalled over undeclared allergens.

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roommates mad i spend too much time in my room so they stopped messaging me about apartment concerns........ girl Fuck You

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dreamt about buddie, where eddie is basically like “dude im just waiting for you to be ready” and bucks like “for what?” and eddies like “to get married idiot” and bucks like “what the fuck are you taking about” and then everyone just rolls their eyes and walks away

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i want to see paul baker at the rink next season and i wanna see samirs nerdy ass trying to play and struggling so hard or just in the bench the whole time and i wanna see issa kiss a girl in the lips with tongue

[hales @eviloobnar]

ive always said this

[savannah @catluvr2008]

coming out as attracted to issa’s weird little guy persona

[jesse @bIuesykes]

adults season 3 with billiesamir secret relationship, issa dating a woman, and panton in love

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GAY ISSA!!! WE UP

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i want issa so bad

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roommates asked if we could get a ring doorbell camera and i said no❤️

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15 minutes

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ive decided to not be anxious about anything ever again because everything has already happened before and the world still turns, im just 22 years old (come back to me next week when my period starts and ill tell a different story)

[hales @eviloobnar]

please why are sports graphics so funny

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Will and Mack are living together this season in San Jose, let the chaos ensue 😭

(Via @Sheng_Peng)

[hales @eviloobnar]

swing state leftists are caught in middle and very confused

[Mrs. Holly Fox-Klaufeld 🏳️‍⚧️ @_Holly_Fox]

leftists that come from red states and leftists that come from blue states are two very different creatures

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#lmao

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@SXCRETREIGNS yea but at least it’s there

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don’t land lock me. thank u very much

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my mom has decided that buck is in love with eddie but eddie is not in love with buck