naked mole rat

ethnically irish covid conscious lesbian bar lover

[extra cheese extra ketchup @raepoopy]

Low fat yoghurt is slop. Literally wetness. Gloop. Soup. Basically milk.

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if your vanilla dont got those little black specks in it, i dont want it

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victor from traitors

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oh

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those brand power commercials are like staring into the sun why are they so bright

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@miauwmiiauw oh period!

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they should let me get crushed lightly by a steamroller once just to see

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you guys wanna meet up & do dayquil shots later?

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a nike ad but its for a $15 casio watch
"i put on my ~Watch~ and i am ready to begin the day" idk

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i love sausage casings!!!!! fuck me up with some animal intestines!!!!!

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"so-and-so reposted a reel for the first time" kiss my ass

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i tried to take a screenshot of this girl's pfp on whatsapp and it said ACCESS DENIED oh :) did it also send her an alert too :-) kms :-)

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they should invent a my luggage that arrives to the baggage claim faster

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i was so hyperfocussed on cleaning the soap residue out of the dish that i started drooling #LifeGoals 😍

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your second called, its wind is missing

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the person sitting next to me on the train is now my close personal friend even though we do not know each other and have not exchanged any words at all

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thats my emotional support person that i keep accidentaly making eye contact with

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@slayaiken you may have been thinking of ethereal

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city folks are so out of touch its wild

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reading Warren Pease