Evil 🖤 Ray

Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker.
If I were an animal I'd be a human.
Largely non-toxic.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

Don't tell the others, but you're my favo(u)rite.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

F ELON
AND THE
FELON

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

Uberty.

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@aSpottedJoan Arkansas is loaning us snowplows and salty trucks. Bless 'em and Little Debbie.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

@aSpottedJoan Yep. We're under a *blizzard* warning. That's just batshit.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

@aSpottedJoan

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

Not going to leave X because there's more to the world than just the US of A but won't be updating until the resurrected clown car comes to a stop again.

Message if you're in need of evil.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

"Missing a train is only painful if you run after it! Likewise, not matching the idea of success others expect from you is only painful if that’s what you are seeking." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#stoic #stoicism

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

So the baker says to Thom McAn, he says, "Loafers."

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

The tingling sensation means that it's working.

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It's too bad we don't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

Last night I dreamed that I ate a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

"We conquer the world by conquering ourselves." - Zeno of Citium
#stoic #stoicism

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

So the Angolite librarian says to the guy, he says, "It has its prose and cons."

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PIE ARE SQUARED

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"You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength." - Marcus Aurelius
#stoic #stoicism

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

So Sir Cumference says to the Questing Beast, he says, "Too much π."

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

The pornograph was invented by Swiss engineer Jaques Mehoff in 1869. Early models where were powered by a hand crank.

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

"The willing are led by fate, the reluctant dragged." - Cleanthes
#stoic #stoicism

[Evil 🖤 Ray @evilray]

So the ghost stripper says to the guy, she says, "Paranormal entities."