harry yelling at tom and calling him such awful words that he's pretty sure aren't even in the english dictionary and threatening his life every chance he gets but all that's going through toms head is #wifedat SEVERELY turned on
#tomarry Tom Riddle possesses classic puppy-dog looks β warm brown eyes, a neat nose, and soft, harmless brows. Meanwhile, dark-haired Harry, with green eyes glowing like bright spotlights, looks like an absolute bitchy cat.
Harry has a total resting bitch face. Itβs the exact
Tom clicker training Harry not for the kink but to condition him to go along with his awful plans
Tom: I'll obliviate M4lfoy so he can't snitch on me for nearly killing him, how is that?
Harry: Fine, just this once.
*click, click, cli-*
Harry: Will you fucking stop that
tom having to hide from harry everytime he needs to do his 7step skincare routine not bc he's embarrassed ab it but bc harry thinks its so amusing to cup his face and kiss him all over once the serums are on. tom could never really seem tell him off so he js sits there dejected
#harrymort where harry is forced into a marriage bond with voldemort to end the war.
harry reluctantly agrees to consumate the marriage during their wedding night, as is tradition.
what he doesn't expect is that voldy is suddenly thirsting after his ass ?? +