Evil Anthony Rendon

The other/parody side of Washington Nationals ball player Anthony Rendon......and the smiliest player in the history of Baseball. Parody Account.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

The toilets at Sears really suck. I just shit in this display one and it wouldn't even flush.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Thanks

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Sir you really are a sports genius.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

You sir are very wise....

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Anthony Rendon is the most underrated player in baseball, he has been for years, and it's not close. Don't @ me.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Nothing but a thing....

[Q World News @QWorldNews1]

In star-studded NL MVP race, Anthony Rendon may outlast his competition https://t.co/CCJuRg01iS

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

I think everybody besides Bryce Harper would punch Bryce Harper in the face

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

Not all that many players have been booed by Nats fans at Nats Park. Hunter Strickland and Bryce Harper have that in common. This is gonna be kinda wild https://t.co/DPo4bWJUyK

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

And unlike Gomes he could actually block balls in the dirt.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

The baseball world mourned the loss of Thurman Munson on this day 40 years ago.

He was never better than in 1976, as detailed in this SI Vault piece: https://t.co/LOG4GTckW6

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

My favorite vegetables are the ones with cheese on them.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Damn right.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Anthony Rendon is a super star. He is everything you want to build your operation around. The hard parts have been done. You drafted him. You have developed him. Finish what you've started.

You're not Oakland. Put your market No. 6 pants on and sign him. This ain't Harper.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Harper is an above average major leaguer with a superstar mouth. There was a reason nobody else wanted to touch him for that price.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Nothing but a thing

[Nationals Philanthropies @Nats4Good]

No place he'd rather be.

📍Nationals Youth Baseball Academy

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

I had stuff to do.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

I hope the first call you get after graduation isn't your college asking for donations.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Might as well come back and tweet as the season spirals out of control.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Of course Rendon alone makes it the best show ever.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

We may have had our best show of guests ever today. Listen to our interviews with Jay Gruden, Juan Soto, Trent Williams, Anthony Rendon, Zach Brown, Adam Eaton and Paul Richardson here: https://t.co/DDNBTKU6cC

[Padb0x @padb0x]

Praise for #Nats' 3B Anthony Rendon after last night's game, which would likely make him totally uncomfortable:

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Nothing but a thing https://t.co/Fr9b6odvgM

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Nationals get 5-4 win over the Mets.
-Anthony Rendon: 2 HR, 3 RBI.
-Bryce Harper: 2-Run HR won the game.
-Max Scherzer: 7ip,3er,5k's

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

@StephenJosiah13 Might want to try to it again to see what it spits out.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Happy Teachers Week to someone who lied about how much I'd use Algebra.

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

It's all part of being of the best son.... https://t.co/gUUwyqvMpA

[Todd Headington @AskShazam]

Anthony Rendon literally stood here and signed for every single person who waited after the game. #HeGetsIt @Nationals

[Evil Anthony Rendon @EvilRendon]

Don't talk to me until I've had my first three coffees.