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Premier news, rumors, allegations informer of the BCFBL. i fuck.

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BREAKING: The BCFBL Board has lifted former Tennessee HC Hopper Lagesse’s suspension. According to sources, there is mutual interest between Coach Hopper and the following teams.

Duke
Northwestern
San Jose State
FIU
UW-Stout

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BREAKING: after review of the Penn State vs Clemson playoff game, the two teams third matchup of the year and a game in which Coach Iverson changed gameplan in the heat of battle, it was found that a group of BCFBL members are on their periods.

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Hearing rumblings of “BCFBL Armageddon.”

Will keep you posted.

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BREAKING: Tennessee is “Frustrated beyond belief” with HC Hopper.

More news to come soon…

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BREAKING: Ohio State leadership has reached an agreement with an interim head coach.

Identity will be revealed shortly.

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BREAKING: Head Coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes, and a original 8 member of the BCFBL, Austin Thur has announced his resignation.

Tonight’s game against Iowa will be his last.

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BREAKING: I am hearing rumblings of significant news out of Ohio State.

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BREAKING: after falling under .500 for the first time in his career, UNC Head Coach Charles Herrick has opened up to the possibility of a change at the QB position.

More details to come soon.

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BREAKING: Tennessee HC confirms the Vols are “back” after successfully plugging in his WiFi router.

BCFBL back at full strength.

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The bcfbl hasn’t been this alive in years, and the #BCFBLburnerhood is dead.

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BREAKING: Tennessee QB Nico Iamaleava is actively holding amidst contract negotiations. Will coach Lagesse punish his QB or will the league have to do that for him?

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BREAKING: Isaiah Bond turns himself into the police. Bond started his career with Alabama and spent this season with Texas. I’m being told the BCFBL front office is looking into punishing BOTH programs.

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Sabrina Carpenter stuns in recent photo with the BCFBL’s Drake Maye

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BREAKING: Texas Head Coach Goont is done debating retirement, is confirmed BACK for the 2025 season.

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BREAKING: Texas Head Coach Grambo is currently considering retirement.

Grambo is an OG member, the leagues expansion and some of its try-hard members allegedly “scare” Coach Grambo.

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BREAKING: Allegations regarding the reigning champs Miami Hurricanes program is surfacing.

More to come soon.

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