warehouse cronie (forklift certified)

locally known as the 'sushi bandit'

[warehouse cronie (forklift certified) @evilshelby]

gasoline is just transportation sauce

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@Excision can we get @Skrillex at @lost_lands please 😭 last one on my bucket list I'm begging you.

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@crankdat can you pls make a song with "will you stop with the fucking guns" from trailer park boys before the drop? thanks in advance

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the douchiest guys always smell the best

[warehouse cronie (forklift certified) @evilshelby]

@Excision we need @capochinomusic at @lost_lands that is all

[warehouse cronie (forklift certified) @evilshelby]

*getting sushi w the bf, he gets a soup*
"is this fucking seaweed in here?"
"yeah looks like it"
"do I look like a goddamn fish?"

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"I bet he's got a hog"

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"I'm gonna karate chop your butthole into oblivion"

[warehouse cronie (forklift certified) @evilshelby]

"you're like a horse girl, but for semi trucks"

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'i wish I was an alcoholic.'
'what do you mean, you were literally drinking and driving at 10:30 this morning.'

[Festival Season Media @Festseasonmedia]

Happy 10 years of Avicii’s debut album ‘True’ ◢ ◤

[warehouse cronie (forklift certified) @evilshelby]

"my babies coming out looking like a burn victim" @edgcombkait

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this song made me feel feelings I forgot I had https://t.co/INh3djTnla

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"it takes a lot for me to blush, and seeing you with balls in your mouth isn't enough. I'm used to it"

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My mom just ordered my dad to 'fire a grilled cheese, chef!' thank you @TheBearFX

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted for a second time.

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ALL HAIL WEATHER TECH

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Basically: bitches.

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I'm 24 and I'm a whore

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"I told you to stop being a slut in the driveway"