@Leshawkcomics Shower farts with the tenant trapped behind her ass the entire time.
Tenant offering to muffle her farts to help her seem more professional during an open house tour, pov of tenant getting gassed while being stuck between her cheeks.
@roaroftherear It’d be ten times better if there was a solid 30 seconds of ominous gurgling and rumbling beforehand… and if I was there instead of the cushion.
@rumbletufts Alastor hands down, constant, bloating, uncontrollable hyper-braps that he tries to find ways to stoically stifle, that usually just end up with him hotboxing a room with wall-rattling farts for 10 minutes straight.
Bonus points if I’m his equally gassy husband.