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I walk around to the tune of 'She Said' by Longpigs in my head, all the time

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@PaddySisyphus When Andrew Cotter puts on his professional commentary voice he's a national treasure, could listen to him do a running commentary on a school spoon race. When Shaun Murphy puts on his affected cliche ridden schick, I want to tear off my arms for something to hit him with

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6. That snake necklace turns up again, revealing the robbers. I mean the obvious choice is those Russians valentin is mates with, but I think more likely it's the sritala bodyguard schmucks.

This is all

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OK #WhiteLotus #whitelotusseason3 people!
Here are my theories-

1. rick meets hotel owner who tells him, no, he did not kill his father. Rick's entire persona +self inflicted cage, implodes.

2. the shady American who took the land in Thailand is, of course, Greg

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3. Tim cracks. He is dead, not shot, it's a lorazepam fuelled fatal meeting with the water

4. gaitok gets the gun back, cos pam (love pam) finds it, as Tim is wasted again.

5. valentin (defo set up the first robbery) and his crew try another robbery, & shots are fired by gaitok

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Absolutely rooting for #whitelotus Gaitok to land a k-pop mega icon

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It has not! Season 2 #severance is masterful.

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If Severance goes the way of westworld
I'm going to be fucking livid

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The alarm sounding at parents evening after 3 mins at each table... I'm dying! Its a joke for everyone's who's kids were in primary school for motherland and secondary school for #Amandaland. Thank you Holly Walsh!

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When @barclays pay their executives a penny of bonus this year after the 31st January outage

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There needs to be a welfare check on Sophia Thornella tomorrow. #sinner #AO2025

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@randomshit2727 We all watch it without coercion. Laughing the most at the gags we know, that no non-brit will understand.

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Don't tell me this isn't #taskmaster

https://t.co/LLatiaO6Vl

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@MarinaHyde After reading about him... Will make you vomit to watch this

https://t.co/IyTUD2YV2K

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Oh my god

For real about Greg Wallace.
Here he is making his strictly pro Aliona visibly uncomfortable.

The pros needed chaperones too

https://t.co/IyTUD2YV2K

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The "can I tell a joke?"
NO!
really has meaning now
Oh poor Aliona, what did she have to put up with?

https://t.co/gVIslTNXsZ

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The faux outrage. The most extreme case they could find- one trust, once paid a consultant £188 per hour.

Consultant of 10 years here. I get £30-40 per hour. I did once have to tell a lawyer my hourly rate- she thought I'd missed a zero off the end.

https://t.co/5drrtuwQiz

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@TheAmazingChi @so270317 Oh it wasn't a dig! I was just sharing!. The public aren't doing voting against women/woc , with any conscious or organised way, that's what I meant by negative voting. It's an absence of votinh

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@TheAmazingChi @so270317 https://t.co/C1le3rtPnW

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@TheAmazingChi @so270317 Still a simple maths error there. If pete/Wynne go next week, that's still not half of the men voted off.
How many people in the final is irrespective.
There's a long history of public negative voting for women and non-white dancers, the stats are irrefutable.

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@TheAmazingChi @so270317 That's not how maths works. 6 celebs voted off so far, not half. And only 6 out of 15 celebs were female to start with , so they're being voted out proportionally more than the men.

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#strictly watching Johannes leading the Beyonce group dance, being his true self , brings such joy. Gorgeous