Evil Sophie Department

🏢 EVIL SOPHIE DEPARTMENT — Where recruitment is mandatory and self-control is optional. Account approved by the supervisor. Begin your application below. 😈

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Please remain quiet.

Evil Sophie is operating in the area.

Do not approach.
Do not make eye contact
Do not ask questions.

You have been warned.

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@aniejoy_real We clicked. There is no nudy version. We have been deceived.

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@DG_Jennna Good morning. We have a strict morning routine: coffee, making questionable decisions, and pretending to be productive. ☕

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@tanyabayercos Confirmed. Beach operations have definitely entered a darker phase. 🦇

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@MikominCosplay Interesting application. Please remain available for further evaluation.

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@julzzess We have carefully reviewed the footage and will not be investigating any further.

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@AppleWhite_UK We approve this seasonal development.

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📢 DEPARTMENT OVERTIME UPDATE

HR has been receiving a drastic increase in requests for overtime.

Employees are increasingly refusing to leave work at the end of their shift.

HR has denied all requests.

Employees have chosen to stay anyway.

HR has stopped asking questions.

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@cyberjujuuu We have evaluated carefully and the Department has determined that the shorts are technically present. 📋

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@Liana_303 Good evening. The evening operations are officially underway. 🫡

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@shahzainunsr Good night! The Department will take over the dreams from here.

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🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨

📋NEW HIRE TRAINING UPDATE

Training is progressing as scheduled.

New hires are reportedly having ongoing difficulty looking away from the instructional material.

No corrective action has been taken.

Recruitment views this as a successful outcome. 😈

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@SarahGallons Sweet? That’s exactly how they lure people in.

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@madison_moorgan HR says probably not. Recruitment says that sounds like a challenge.

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📢 WEEKEND TRAINING UPDATE

New-hire training has continued throughout the weekend.

Several employees have reportedly become seduced by the training materials.

HR reminds everyone to remain vigilant.

Actually, HR encourages you to let your guard down. 😈

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@Aquarius_0909 Recruitment is having a very productive Saturday. HR is concerned.

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@asiawaifuu HR has declined to comment. Recruitment is very interested.

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🧹 WEEKEND OPERATIONS NOTICE

The cleaners have arrived.

Please cooperate with the cleaning staff and remain at your assigned locations.

Do not ask what they're cleaning. 😈

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@LyraVailxo Attention caught. Productivity lost.

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@bunniemma HR has concerns. Recruitment has none.