Evan Smith

Born in the land of skinless brats. If you prefer brats with skin GTFO.

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@gavin3000 @DerySpeaks @lockedonlions Colon cleanse if he ever gets cut

[Brent Blum @brentblum]

My friends at @CharlieHustleCo are going to give away one of these beauties to any of you fine folks that follow me and follow them on Twitter. All you need to do is like and RT this tweet and they will pick a winner. This thing will look great at Hilton South in KC!

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 @adamyounggolf @gavin3000 👀

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@emptylot Too coward to tag @RedRedWineDenny I see….

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@kurt_soellner @evanj25 @MyGolfSpy Trident: For when you REALLY want to send it

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@krishullsmith @PodfathersShow If you’re referring to my cracked & calloused heels (pic isn’t safe for Twitter) then yes. Don’t forget the “Rogaine foam stains the pillow cases” part too

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@emptylot

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@UncleChaps Hey Kyle, no free ads. JD gotta pay the man

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 @grantnoblesdc @HannyHando By gawd, that ain’t @HannyHando , that’s Bill Brasky!!

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 @Griffin_Lando2 Was planning to be there last wknd, hopefully will happen in June tho

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 @Griffin_Lando2 I would love to play terrible & lose a boat load of money just to feel normal again 😔 😂

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@hoffertn Beer helps

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@BarstoolTrent @KFCBarstool Was downtown Chicago with 2 little kids & a stroller for 2 days this week & I lost track of my ope’s at roughly 700

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 Prediction: KF pulls a Snyder & doesn’t leave unless his son is announced as the new coach (so he never leaves)

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@emptylot @gavin3000 @Super70sSports Reading Basketball (& other things) and he’s creating a Frankenplayer. Good Ol Larry Legend wins the chin category

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@BtayTC Lets just all go back to bed & call it a day

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@krishullsmith @UncleChaps You talkin about the same bed that our dog rubs her butt all over & you have no problem with?

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 @WhiskeyJim08 God DAMN you hawks are a salty bunch, still taking offense where none is needed 😂

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@WhiskeyJim08 @evanj25 Don’t tease me like this JD

[Evan Smith @evjsmith]

@evanj25 Wait, are we getting pre-offended? Need to know if I should get my pitchfork