Evman

sex, bugs, rock & roll

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It’s hotter than Meryl Streep at this function.

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“Aww yea get the GTA6”

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I grabbed the tv remote on the way out of the house instead of my car keys i think i was Adam Sandler from click in a past life

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Flip the pizza onto the glove then put the glove on

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Camel ants

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“No girl is touching you for a reason”

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“If you mix semen and lemon juice you get glow in the dark ink”

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“Don’t be a fricken…. sore loser”

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“You have like 75% of your life to live.”

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I feel so fucking ugly what is the problem with me?

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“Plunger girl?”

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“This is for people who are furbies”

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“You want these” “they look a lil dirty”

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He put a binky down his pants

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“I don’t know why everyone thinks I’m drunk”

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“You have the soul of a black woman”

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“Harriet Tubman kinda fine”

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He would fuck a bologna sandwich

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“Aw this perve comin back in what you forgot your condoms”

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“And ya mama was a beotch?”

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Went through the Taco Bell drive thru on rim before driving home on rim…