Erin Englert

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@KirbyKipp Must be fraternal

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

I’ll say it- a mother didn’t come up with self-checkout in the grocery store.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

what is joe biden's plan to repay all my kohl's cash that I let expire

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me: *tries to open a drawer in the kitchen*

the tongs:

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

Don't even get me started on dust pan cheerios.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

Floor cheerios must hit different. They're always far more enticing to my toddler.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

Does anyone else find the term "hubby" revolting? Like, it engages my gag reflex.

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Canada, a child's tooth fell out at school and nobody could find it.

So the Vice Principal sent this letter home, with an explanation for the tooth fairy.

Teachers are awesome.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@illestkaam Fascinating. Did he say why?

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@sarahewilson16 It’s too true. 😭

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@sarahewilson16 Audiobook 5x speed. Easy.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

I want to play this game. Worst song ever.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

My family has a game we play in December called, "See who can go the longest without being exposed to the song, 'Christmas Shoes.'" Last night I heard my oldest daughter scream downstairs. I thought she hurt herself, but she'd just walked in and it was on the radio. She's out.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

Cyber Monday is mostly being stuck in junk email purgatory.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

Overheard at the dr’s office
Receptionist: Any Covid symptoms?
Person: I can’t taste or smell. That’s it.
Everyone in the waiting room: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@johndyer Pumpkin spice

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

@KSPrior

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how fast food bloggers are able to cook chicken. It always takes me 4-5 times as long as what they say. #LiesLiesLies If you have any tricks, plz share.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

That’s a hard “no”, Nelson. #notsoprofessionalnetwork
Ps. Can anyone explain to me the spam-y aspect of LinkedIn? I don’t get it when people I don’t know try to add me.

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

This got me lolling so hard.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

coffee prices are out of control

[Erin Englert @evmccool]

I hope that wherever my socks are... they have found the Bobby pins and are happy.