evmonkey

~ all I want is a massage plz ~

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[c @xgirIstupidx]

this is so serious for me and other three people

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

crazy how stigmatized literacy is now

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[evmonkey @evmunk]

Me on a summer Friday 🧘

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Shivvy @061_Shivster]

she needs to do an Adele and just go away for 5yrs… let people miss you!

[carter @shhoyoh]

straight coworker keeps saying “carter it’s almost time for you start vogueing!” in preparation for pride month and it feels like this

[BSMillionaire @itsaboutben]

Teresa: I'm serving time in federal prison for fraud my husband committed in my name

Jacqueline: I'm teaching my autistic non-verbal son to speak so I can hear him say he loves me

Dolores: My dog died

Siggy: I'm recovering from a face lift

Melissa: I'm opening a boutique 😄

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

history was made

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Well it is.

[diablo @starboydiablo]

*murdered by a racist cop

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

one of the greatest television duos of all time

[evmonkey @evmunk]

It’s actually insane to me that the plot of this movie is slowly becoming a reality…

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

we're approaching wall e levels of laziness

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

My cousin committed to Vanderbilt but I was drunk and told him “congrats on Vanderpump”