evan elizabeth

constantly distracted.

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

i came, i saw, i changed my profile pic to a new cartoon, and i left. 😌✌️

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

would be me to visit someone & fall asleep in their backyard 🌿💤

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

causally googling if spongebob is on any streaming service in the popeyes parking lot

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

people who watch those animal planet videos & go “aww” while watching bears kill & eat fish
have the same energy as those people who watch serial killer documentaries & say “but he’s so cute” 🤨

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

i’ve never been more jealous of someone than this rando just sitting out at 6AM watching the sunrise & drinking coffee ☀️☕️

[Iz misses harry :( @luvofhrryslife]

“once covid is over” is starting to sound like “when i meet harry styles”

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

just met the nicest person on among us, ThiccTrash thanks for the good chats

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

@lylahivy same

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

not me watching 17 Again & crying

like 10mins later: not me crying to 17 Again AGAIN😭

#5extistentialcriseslater

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

feeling appreciated 😌

[alyssa :p @alyssaerenee]

girls who’s stomachs just hurt all the time no matter what are always sexy it’s like the default

[ann @driverliner]

Phineas and ferb walked so that Harry Styles could run

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

@lylahivy that’s when you listen to the guilty pleasure songs you don’t want on next years wrapped list😂

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

a song from the lady bird soundtrack just started playing while i was shopping, proof that i AM the main character 😎

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

@wakeup_lilsusie jk, i'm staying 😌

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

i came, i saw, i changed my profile pic to a new cartoon, and i left. 😌✌️

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

@wakeup_lilsusie you* i am deceased

[evan elizabeth @evnelizabeth]

@wakeup_lilsusie dude i watched her speech and cried😂no matter what believe, this is HUGE!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

👏 not 👏 every 👏 rat 👏 is 👏 a 👏master 👏 of 👏 gourmet 👏 french 👏 cuisine

[Dahlia ⚢ @duhhitsDahlia_]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭