me, evan

god made the mistake of giving me the ability to talk, so it is my job to every day curse him for his hubris // mainly just dumb ooc quotes from me n my friends

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@TommoMcCluskey Very glad Charles is okay… however this is going to see all tyre compounds changed and take any strategy intrigue out of the race 😬

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@JenkinsDota Slardar

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@f1trollofficial The fact you can serve up the original quote totally unchanged is a gift from god

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@RocketPMohawk Never forgetti

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‘I support a woman’s right to choose … what sky stream she watches’ - lily, 2024

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@steelseries I'm at the SteelSeries booth visiting the DOTA 2 international right now. Here is my guess for the keycap pile = 311 #DOTA2 #TI13

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@RocketPMohawk never forgetti

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@Jontys_Corner ruh roh

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@TwommoF1 ngl there is no team on the grid that brings more value to F1 than vice versa, that excuse is so vapid and empty and means absolutely nothing, i almost can't comprehend it. reeks of bernie era in the worst possible way smh

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It’s good to see our £1 billion investment in Tata Steel paying off so soon for the people of Port Talbot.

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@Jontys_Corner I was looking forward to watching WEC this year, but sod paying for discovery+

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@virginmedia pls help, I’m trying to log into my new account but it keeps logging me into my old account that was previously associated with my email address, none of the help pages on your website address such an issue

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‘dammit, I haven’t been rotating my barbecue sauce correctly’ - alanna, 2023

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@Jontys_Corner We’ve said it a hundred times, thank god for the halo

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‘it’s one prefix away from being a hate crime’ - me, evan, 2023

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@VOXI_UK do more crime

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@JimSterling overwatch 2 servers were on the fritz, i posted an (accurate) funny and got served with this

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Why do people keep telling me it isn’t 9/11

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me as soon as the race ends #MexicoGP #WTF1

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'you're like a dog evan - you see a piece of string, and you're like aw man that's sick, and the next thing you know you're in fucking china' - luke, 2022